I like the bit when someone says “It's bigger on the inside!” I always look forward to that.

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"I have one rule, my dear, if we are to cooperate: Never lie to me." - Hani Pasha

Revelation 18:10 Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

Well, IDF, you missed the deadline and opportunity of me.
If I can't trust you to obey a simple command of a nine-candle menorah,
what makes you think I could trust you with the complex commands of murder?

The next possible meeting time is
December 10, FY12 Monday
1200 noon sharp.

The place is the same of Indian Coffee House,
located on Church Street behind M.G. Road.
Church Street  Bangalore, Karnataka
Indian Coffeehouse 08025587088

I'll be there for about two hours.

At 1900 hours I will be at The Only Place for dinner.
Museum Road  Bangalore, Karnataka

Restaurant number: 080 32718989

 
If you're nervous about what to say,
just ask me for the time of day.
Or a light for your cigarettes,
or directions to some place in Bangalore.

Once I've responded with "Project 2501",
Your response should be "panic moon".

Then we sit down and talk.

Obviously you missed the opportunity to give me a menorah. 
So just make sure you have
one hundred thousand new israeli shekels
in cash in a backpack or something
100,000 ILS = 1,423,587.58

And I still want just the information on
the Arch-General Rav Aluf Ramatkal and Captain-Seren paygrade.
Better yet, you can just give me a print out of all IDF soldier rank paygrades.

I can't tell you when I'm going black and off-the-grid,
but all you need to know is that I am tired of your overall cowardice.

I don't yell at my soldiers or underlings.
I prefer people follow me by choice.
It's just the way I was hardwired.
If you don't want to join me, then kindly leave the room.

I am really getting tired of these macho bullshit games of yours.
We have bigger matters to take care of than your pathetic egos.

Your time is running out, Israel.
I don't like being tested by children.

Goodbye and the whole world will know when I surface. 

Revelation 14:5 And in their mouth was found no guile: for they are without fault before the throne of God.

[Enterprise bridge]

KIRK: Damage report.
SPOCK: They knew exactly where to hit us.
KIRK: Who? Who knew just where to hit us? And why?
SPOCK: One thing is certain, we cannot escape on auxiliary power.
KIRK: Visual! ...Sulu, divert all power to phasers.
SPOCK (OC): Too late.
KIRK: Hang on!
(the Enterprise bridge is hit as the Reliant circles)
KIRK: Scotty, ...what's left?
SCOTT (on intercom): Just the batteries, sir. I can have auxiliary power in a few minutes.
KIRK: We don't have a few minutes. ...Can you give me phaser power?
SCOTT (on intercom): A few shots, sir.
SPOCK: Not enough against their shields.
KIRK: Who the hell are they?
UHURA: Admiral! The commander Reliant is signalling. He wishes to discuss terms of our surrender.
KIRK: Visual on screen.
UHURA (OC): Admiral?
KIRK: Do it, while we have time.
UHURA (OC): On screen, sir.
KIRK: Khan!
KHAN (on viewscreen): You still remember, Admiral. I, of cannot help but be touched. Of course, I remember you.
KIRK: What is the meaning of this attack? Where is the crew of the Reliant?
KHAN (on viewscreen): Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I've deprived your ship of power and when I swing round I mean to deprive you of your life. But I wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you.
KIRK: Khan, ...if its me you want, I'll have myself beamed aboard. Spare my crew!
KHAN (on viewscreen): I make you a counter-proposal, I will agree to your terms, ...if, ...if in addition to yourself, you hand over to me all data and material regarding the project called ...Genesis.
KIRK: Genesis, what's that?
KHAN (on viewscreen): Don't insult my intelligence, Kirk.
KIRK: Give me some time to recall the data on our computers.
KHAN (on viewscreen): I give you sixty seconds, Admiral.
KIRK: Clear the bridge.
SPOCK: At least we know he doesn't have Genesis.
KIRK: Keep nodding as though I'm still giving orders. Mister Saavik, punch up the data charts of Reliant's command console.
SAAVIK: Reliant's command...
KIRK: Hurry!
COUNTDOWN VOICE: Forty-five seconds.
SPOCK: The prefix code?
KIRK: It's all we've got.
SAAVIK: The chart's up, sir.
KHAN (on viewscreen): Admiral!
KIRK: We're finding it.
KHAN (on viewscreen): Admiral!
KIRK: Please, please ... give us time, ...the bridge is smashed, computers inoperative.
KHAN: Time is a luxury you don't have, Admiral.
KIRK: Damn!
KHAN (on viewscreen): Admiral!
KIRK: It's coming through now, Khan.
SPOCK: Reliant's prefix number is one six three zero nine.
SAAVIK: I don't understand.
KIRK: You have to learn why things work on a starship.
SPOCK: Each ship has its combination code.
KIRK: To prevent an enemy do what we're attempting. Using our console to order Reliant to lower her shields.
SPOCK: Assuming he hasn't changed the combination. He's quite intelligent.
COUNTDOWN VOICE: Fifteen seconds.
KIRK: Khan, how do I know you'll keep your word?
KHAN (on viewscreen): Oh, I've given you no word to keep, Admiral. In my judgment, you simply have no alternative.
KIRK: I see your point. Stand by to receive our transmission. ...Mister Sulu, lock phasers on target and await my command.
SULU: Phasers locked.
KHAN (on viewscreen): Time's up, Admiral.
KIRK: Here it comes. Now, Mister Spock.

Revelation 22:21 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.